The poor kid is named Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and is doomed to a lifetime of torment. Just hope baby Tripp doesn't look anything like his namesake. The child is the spawn of Satan. His real name is Damien.
Liberal Christians
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Bristol Palin names bundle of joy after Monicagate figure, Linda Tripp
The poor kid is named Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and is doomed to a lifetime of torment. Just hope baby Tripp doesn't look anything like his namesake. The child is the spawn of Satan. His real name is Damien.
Bristol Palin faked birth of son
It has come to my attention that Bristol Palin faked the birth of her "son" Tripp. There was no birth and the truth will astonish you.
Stay tuned, I have my people in Alaska reporting to this blog and I will bring you an update as soon as possible.
Stay tuned, I have my people in Alaska reporting to this blog and I will bring you an update as soon as possible.
Friday, January 02, 2009
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Hellbound: Palin Bastard Born
Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, gave birth to a 7 pound, 4 oz baby boy on Sunday. So, why is he on a guaranteed one-way Tripp to Hell?
Unwed.
Born out of wedlock.
Bastard is defined as: a child begotten and born out of wedlock; an illegitimate child; one born of an illicit union.
So?
Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
So . . . if the bastard (that is, newborn Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston) shall not enter the congregation of the Lord (nor any of his descendants to the 10th generation), then he must be damned to eternal Hellfire as a punishment for being born a bastard.
Poor child. If only Governor Palin had forced Bristle and Levi Johnston to marry before the child was born!
Unwed.
Born out of wedlock.
Bastard is defined as: a child begotten and born out of wedlock; an illegitimate child; one born of an illicit union.
So?
Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
So . . . if the bastard (that is, newborn Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston) shall not enter the congregation of the Lord (nor any of his descendants to the 10th generation), then he must be damned to eternal Hellfire as a punishment for being born a bastard.
Poor child. If only Governor Palin had forced Bristle and Levi Johnston to marry before the child was born!
Monday, December 29, 2008
Bristol Palin gives birth to baby purchased on the black market
The Palins thought that everyone would just sort of forget about Bristol’s pregnancy. That’s why they never bothered to announce a miscarriage. Finally in a last minute act of desperation they purchased a baby on the black market. They actually found a girl who was pregnant, who wanted the money and said OK, but she was due in January. They were hoping she’d accept induced labor, but then she balked at it until the Palin's raised the price. Bristol then delivered her baby, a black little girl named Black Spruce on Sunday. Now Bristol is in hiding, since she is ashamed that people will think that she had sex with a black man. Sarah herself is very calm about it. She has a long history of living with a wide separation between her purported situation and reality.
Bristol Palin gives birth to girl
BY Jerome Calhoun
Mississippi News Service
Monday, December 29th 2008, 7:34 PM
Kevin Spruce father of Bristol Palin’s baby girl, Black Spruce.
Bristol Palin, the 18-year-old daughter of Alaska Gov. and former GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, gave birth over the weekend to a 9-pound, 2-ounce girl. Both mom and baby were said to be doing well.
"We think it's wonderful," Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol's grandmother Sally Heath, told People Magazine. "The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited."
Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston - the first grandchild for the governor - was born Sunday in Palmer, Alaska.
It's unclear if the baby's father – Kevin Spruce - was present.
The first announcement of Bristol's pregnancy came during the Republican party convention in September when Gov. Palin shocked the nation with the news and announced the teens would eventually marry. In a statement, the governor and her husband said their daughter "came to us with news that we as parents knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned." They added, Bristol "has our unconditional love and support."
The formerly suspected babydaddy, Levi Johnston, is an apprentice electrician and former Wasilla High School hockey player. He has been dating Bristol for three years. He told the Associated Press in October that the two would wed in 2009 and raise the child together. There is not word if he will follow through on his pledge.
Last week, Johnston's mother, Sherry Johnston, was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance, described by an Alaska State Troopers spokeswoman as being Oxycontin.
Now-Granny Johnston's arraignment is set for Jan. 6.
Mississippi News Service
Monday, December 29th 2008, 7:34 PM
Kevin Spruce father of Bristol Palin’s baby girl, Black Spruce."We think it's wonderful," Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol's grandmother Sally Heath, told People Magazine. "The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited."
Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston - the first grandchild for the governor - was born Sunday in Palmer, Alaska.
It's unclear if the baby's father – Kevin Spruce - was present.
The first announcement of Bristol's pregnancy came during the Republican party convention in September when Gov. Palin shocked the nation with the news and announced the teens would eventually marry. In a statement, the governor and her husband said their daughter "came to us with news that we as parents knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned." They added, Bristol "has our unconditional love and support."
The formerly suspected babydaddy, Levi Johnston, is an apprentice electrician and former Wasilla High School hockey player. He has been dating Bristol for three years. He told the Associated Press in October that the two would wed in 2009 and raise the child together. There is not word if he will follow through on his pledge.
Last week, Johnston's mother, Sherry Johnston, was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance, described by an Alaska State Troopers spokeswoman as being Oxycontin.
Now-Granny Johnston's arraignment is set for Jan. 6.
Bernie Madoff escapes to Israel
Bernie Madoff escaped New York yesterday and is said to be in hiding in Jerusalem where he is hoping to trade 80 billion dollars for protected citizenship. Police will find that his wife's lap dog is wearing his leg transponder when they go to find him. Bernie took the old dumb waiter in the apartment down to the basement to make his escape though the garbage collector's door. Separately Bernie pledged 80 billion dollar to rebuild the Third temple in Jerusalem to be called the Madoff's Temple. A red calf is being imported from Iowa and construction will begin on January 1st after the sacrifice. An additional 80 billion dollars was paid to have the mosque on the temple mount moved to an artificial mountain to be built near by. Jack Black will be flying to Jerusalem for the sacrifice of the red calf playing the role of Jesus. Defrauded investors are furious but many say they might be willing to forgive Bernie for rebuilding the temple. Everyone had thought that Obama was the messiah but who knew it was really Bernie.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Palin’s Black Grandbaby! Obama calls from Hawaii to offer congratulations to Bristol and Kevin
President elect Barack Obama called Bristol Palin as well as Kevin Spruce today so as to offer congratulations on the birth of their child, Black Spruce. Sarah Palin reportedly would not take president elect Obama's call.
Father of Bristol Palin's black baby daughter to change name to Palin and undergo a vasectomey
It has been announced that Kevin Spruce, the father of Bristol Palin's interracial black baby has been asked by the Palin family to change his last name to Palin and undergo a vasectomy as a precondition before Todd Palin will give his permission for Bristol to marry Kevin.
Bristol Palin to marry black father of her newborn child
Levi out, Kevin Spruce is in as Bristol Palin's future husband after Bristol gave birth to Kevin's child, a daughter named, Black Spruce in honor of both Kevin and the famous Black Spruce which is native to the state of Alaska.
Levi Johnston is said to be embarrassed and furious that his ex girlfriend Bristol apparently had sexual relations with Kevin who is black.
At Kevin's request, the Rev. Jessie Jackson will marry the young couple in February. Kevin and Bristol plan to move to Beverly Hills so as to be close to Black Spruce whom they have arranged to be adopted by Brittany Spears in exchange for an adoption fee of 2 million dollars as reported by the New York Times.
Levi Johnston is said to be embarrassed and furious that his ex girlfriend Bristol apparently had sexual relations with Kevin who is black.
At Kevin's request, the Rev. Jessie Jackson will marry the young couple in February. Kevin and Bristol plan to move to Beverly Hills so as to be close to Black Spruce whom they have arranged to be adopted by Brittany Spears in exchange for an adoption fee of 2 million dollars as reported by the New York Times.
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